"He leapt like a salmon...!"

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  1. Mr C

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    Said Barry Murphy on Bobby's headed goal in his post match speech.

    "He leapt like a salmon" said Kelvin Etuhu when asked about Bob's match-winning goal in his MOTM interview.

    Somewhere along an English waterway, a young salmon has just done a "Bobby Hassell" on his way to his perennial spawning ground.
    Showboating.
     
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    Was the salmon in a river or a tin?
     
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    Opposition penalty box.
     
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    I'm just trying to imagine a salmon on the Tay saying to its mates "Watch this Bobby imprssion...it'llknock yer spawn off"
     
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    I know, it was only there because of an injury to Rory Delap.
     
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    One of their players leaped like a salmon when he ended up leap frogging Ogrady while he was stood up! lol
     

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