I wanted to tell a joke about sodium

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  1. AthersleyRed

    AthersleyRed Well-Known Member

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    No way someone from athersley is trying to tell a joke with a fact?
     
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    Want to hear a joke about potassium?

    K...
     
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    I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
    He said NaBrO
     
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    High-brow stuff. Well done :)
     
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    I told my mate a joke about Helium. He didn't like it.
     
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    I was gunna tell ya all a good chemistry joke but all the gudens, ARGON
     
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    I went to a fancy dress party dressed as sodium chloride. When I was there this bloke poured sulphuric acid over my head. I had to react.
     
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    My wife has a sodium wig. She's a hydroxide blond.
     
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    Whenever I tell a joke about a noble gas I fail to get any reaction.
     
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    A chemist walks into a bar and asks for a pint of adenosine triphosphate. The bartender says “That’ll be 80p.”
     
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    I was fine with this thread until this post and clearly ran beyond my chemistry limit - I really dont get this one. can anyone explain it in terms someone who has forgotten what they were taught in 1970's chemistry/biology classes can understand
     
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    Puns: Never explain, never apologise.

    Oh, go on then. Adenosine triphosphate = ATP (80p).
     
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    I feel like this is one of those that works a lot better spoken, than written down.
     
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    I've tried it. It doesn't work very well either way.
     
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    D'oh where is that face palm smiley when you need it - Thanks I get it now
     
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    I’m expecting this thread to rival Connor’s made me laugh thread.
     
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    Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
     
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    I gave my mate a book about Helium - he just couldnt put it down
     
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    Oh I'm losing the will to live.
     
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