If You Like Good Banter

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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    Conan Troutman, Aug 17, 2017
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    I bet he was chuckling to his sen as he typed that....possibly with an erection
     
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    I got to about the 3rd unoriginal stereotype (probably 7 words in) and stopped.

    Heard it all before pal. Unlock your family from your cellar and try something new.
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    He probably exploded by the time he posted it on their forum. "Lads, lads - I've just thought of a reight joke about the Dingles being inbred". Brilliant.
     
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    Anything in there about:

    a) Threatening to rape Jessica Ennis;
    b) Attacking ten-year-olds;
    c) Singing about Islamic State during a game against Bradford;
    d) Booing Iain Hume for having a skull which is sufficiently-thin that an elbow can damage it;
    e) Saying 'well played, Chris Morgan!' over their PA system the next time we played them after point 'd';
    f) Suing another club for £25million and ending up in League One? For six years?

    Unlike the 'inbred' stuff, points 'a' to 'f' are factilicious.
     
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    Is it just me, but I didn't think ANY of that was funny. o_O
     
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    About as funny as piles.
     
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    It's not because it's about barnsley that I don't find it funny, it's because I feel like I have read it a thousand times before.
     
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    its that alternative comedy your not supposed to laugh.....


    Rumour has it, that whilst he was writing this article he dropped his pen..what started of as a serious post took on a different slant when members of the public started feeding his ar5e with old pennies mistaking his bum hole for a over sized slot machine similar to the laughing police man on Brighton pier, needless to say i bet he wishes he had kept his gob shut let alone, nipped his cheeks together
     
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    This just seems to be a thing fans from cities say about fans from towns. If you changed the wording accordingly this would be similar to what a Nottingham fan would write about Mansfield.
     
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    Six distinct parts of Barnsley are in the Sheffield postcode area, but from this guys "hilarious" posting
    he's obviously not taken the time to look round Barnsley and its surrounding areas so as to realise
    that in keeping with other cretins of a similar ilk he has never seen the areas of outstanding beauty in
    and around Barnsley viz: Cawthorne, Ingbirchworth, High Hoyland, Wentworth Castle, Cannon Hall etc
    to name but a few.

    The journey from Wincobank through Attercliffe and Burngreave and the breathtaking views in and around
    Parsons Cross always evokes the opinion that if the World had haemorrhoids they would definitely be in Sheffield.!

    He denigrates Dickie Bird but do me a favour, what about that block of wood who supports Dem Blades
    Sean Bean.? About as much use as a one legged man at an ar*e kicking contest.!
     
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    So they have a water feature - great!!
     
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    So have we!

     
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    Is that thing outside their train station not a urinal then? I may need to apologise.
     
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    If he wants to write an amusing blog, he should look at Huddersfield Towns for inspiration.
     
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    Oh dear
     
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    Sean Bean is a right nice bloke to be fair
     
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    When I worked in benefit fraud when interviewed some bloke who having claimed benefits for years had mysteriously paid cash for a house. He said Sean Bean gave me the money. Turned out he was right and he'd done the same for quite a few of his old mates.

    I'm not sure I'd trust Colin's words on anything given his less than salubrious past!
     
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    Sean Bean must be a good bloke then if Colin W*ker dislikes him. The enemy of our enemy must be our friend eh. :p
     
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