Is there anything Carol Vorderman won't do?

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  1. budmustang

    budmustang Well-Known Member

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    First she uses her perceived number-smart to flog dodgy loans to vulnerable people. Now she's on the Farmfoods ad showing us how cheap turkey twizzlers are. Another one has just been on where she shows us how cheap their economy chicken is. I mean, is it possible for her to pick a worse time to flog cheap battery chicken? Has the woman got no morals? What next? Economy full-strength lager aimed at binge drinking kids? If tobacco advertising wasn't banned, I'm sure I'd see her flogging that too.
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    swallow?
     
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  3. budmustang

    budmustang Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure if the money was right...

    ...she would.
     
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    I sat behind her on top deck of the bus from Cheltenham station to the racecourse last March and my god she's got big teeth. Medical science will want her skull when she croaks.
     
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  5. JLWBigLil

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    I like her

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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    She's a whore for the advertising dollar and no mistake

    Although I'd still **** her
     
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    Once they see the pound signs, then all morals go out of the window. Sir Mike now is flogging insurance to the old, what next. By the way Carrol could sit on my face and rub her twizzler on my nose any time. :)
     
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  8. E.I. Addio

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    She will not, under any circumstances...

    ... allow me to hang out the back of her. I've asked. F*ck me I've asked, but no, the stuck up bitch won't have the best trunceon this side of Bristol stoking her fire back.
     
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    RE: I like her

    she had this all brown outfit on, knee high stiletto boots and a short skirt. Richard Whitely would be wanking in his grave.
     
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  10. JLWBigLil

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    RE: I like her

    That's one photo I'd like to see.
     
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  11. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps

    You were too subtle in your request ? It seems a reasonable suggestion to me, but you can never tell with women.
     
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    RE: I like her

    She was out with two fellas young enough to be her sons. They were all over her. As in getting some later if you know what I mean. Didn't laugh when I asked what was the cosign of 24.
     
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    I've tried unsubtle...

    ...the drop yer drawers, the next ones yours telegram didn't even garner a response! My flabber was well and truely ghasted I can tell you.
     
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    had a bad day sweety....be like me be more reasonable

    :D :D :D :D
     
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    I noticed Parky is currently "endorsing" one of those "over 50 plans"

    When did he become a financial adviser? It's not as though he needs the money is it?
     
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    poor lass only EARNED £7 million last year nt

    :)
     
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    YOU will never know

    why do you need to ????
     
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    OOH LUUVERLY CAROL PICS!...

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    IQ of over 150 but................................................

    She only got a 3rd Class Honours Degree in Mechanical Engineering.
     
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    BUT a first class in rectum engineering!................................................

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