Just anyone else think John marquis looks like Gareth Bale?

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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    me neither.
     
    Chef Tyke, Mar 15, 2019
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    He looks like a Gareth Bale lookalike in a lookalike competition at Butlins in Skegness, who is actually just a very ugly bloke who has done his hair in a vaguely Bale-like man bun arrangement. While pissed.
     
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    John Marquis does.
     
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    I think he`s been toss both games against us.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Mar 15, 2019
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    He didn't even look like a professional footballer tonight, let alone Gareth Bale
     
    mansfield_red, Mar 15, 2019
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    Menai Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Didn’t see anything in that game that makes me think he would be any good in the championship, but that’s the only time I’ve seen him play this season.
     
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    Looks like and plays like Hay Bale
     
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    He looked like the queens face on a stamp with his daft bunch of hair
     
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    Can’t argue with his goals tally but I’ve never seen a player there and definitely never against us
     
    Tilertoes, Mar 16, 2019
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    Anybody else notice how he dives about, always trying to buy a free kick, I said to my mates watching game, "he's a poundshop Gareth Bale" Heee Heee
     
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    Marquis goals tally this year tells you there is a talent there. Lindsay and Pinnock have not allowed him a sniff against us.
     
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    Every time I’ve seen Marquis play he’s been offside almost every time the ball goes forward.
    Comes across as a flat track bully
    Doesn’t score many against the top teams
     
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    Flat footed pikey Bale wannabe.

    Wouldn’t even swap him for Vic let alone the first choice front two.
     
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    He's scored two more than Moore this season so he must be doing something right.
     
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    Going back a bit, Ronnie Moore (I know, Rotherham not Donny) scored loads of goals but we’d never have taken him instead of Aylott or Parker.
     
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    Couldn't tell he was so far in pinnocks pocket
     
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    He’s one of those we love to hate but he scores goals and if he ever joined us I’m sure we’d find a way to love him.

    No Gareth Bale mind.
     
    BarTyke, Mar 16, 2019
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    Played more like Gareth Hale.
     
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    Looks ludicrous, whatever it is meant to be.
     
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  20. Old Goat

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    True.
    But you said you wouldn't even swap Marquis for Victor. I'd jump at the chance.
     
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