Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Chef Tyke, Mar 15, 2019 at 9:55 PM.
He looks like a Gareth Bale lookalike in a lookalike competition at Butlins in Skegness, who is actually just a very ugly bloke who has done his hair in a vaguely Bale-like man bun arrangement. While pissed.
John Marquis does.
I think he`s been toss both games against us.
He didn't even look like a professional footballer tonight, let alone Gareth Bale
Didn’t see anything in that game that makes me think he would be any good in the championship, but that’s the only time I’ve seen him play this season.
Looks like and plays like Hay Bale
He looked like the queens face on a stamp with his daft bunch of hair
Can’t argue with his goals tally but I’ve never seen a player there and definitely never against us
Anybody else notice how he dives about, always trying to buy a free kick, I said to my mates watching game, "he's a poundshop Gareth Bale" Heee Heee
Marquis goals tally this year tells you there is a talent there. Lindsay and Pinnock have not allowed him a sniff against us.
Every time I’ve seen Marquis play he’s been offside almost every time the ball goes forward.
Comes across as a flat track bully
Doesn’t score many against the top teams
Flat footed pikey Bale wannabe.
Wouldn’t even swap him for Vic let alone the first choice front two.
He's scored two more than Moore this season so he must be doing something right.
Going back a bit, Ronnie Moore (I know, Rotherham not Donny) scored loads of goals but we’d never have taken him instead of Aylott or Parker.
Couldn't tell he was so far in pinnocks pocket
He’s one of those we love to hate but he scores goals and if he ever joined us I’m sure we’d find a way to love him.
No Gareth Bale mind.
Played more like Gareth Hale.
Looks ludicrous, whatever it is meant to be.
But you said you wouldn't even swap Marquis for Victor. I'd jump at the chance.
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