Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Connor, Feb 25, 2018.
If I'd been given 50p each time I failed a maths test, I'd now have £7.39.
My wife told me she was leaving me due to my obsession with my job as a checkout operator at Asda.
I said 'would you like any help with your packing?'
What does Speedy Gonzales have underneath his carpet??
A coach load of Japanese tourists has been robbedat gunpoint in London this morning . Police haven't caught them, but have 240 pictures of the offenders
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine...... Eight....."
After weeks on the ST diet with no weight loss, I've just started the pineapple diet. It's brilliant. You can eat anything you want, apart from pineapple.
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane
That sat nav I bought from Toys R Us closing down sale,is crap,all it says is are we there yet.
Generally men have more hair than women but on the whole women have more hair than men .
How to tell the sex of an ant.
Place them in a glass of water.
If they sink they are female ants.
If they float they are boy ant.
I’d like to take this opportunity to publicly thanks HSBC for my loans and credit cards.
I don’t know how I can ever repay you!
That's a site for sore eyes.
Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will.
I have no idea where Sod Hall is, I'm just off to Google it now!
Exit signs are definitely on the way out.
I met the man who invented crosswords the other day. Trying to remember his name. It was P something T something R
"Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You give international archery a bad name "
When I die I hope it's peacefully in my sleep just like how.my father passed away.
Sadly you couldn't say the same for the 45 passengers on his coach.
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
I wondered why the cricket-ball was getting bigger: and then it hit me.
I once had a nightmare I was chopping up vegetables.
Talk about dicing with death.
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