Made me laugh

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  1. Tyke_67

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    No, he can't be because they don't have an owner, they're in Administration.:)
     
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    maybes should have put were
     
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    Our local undertakers have started making glass coffins. Whether they'll be a success remains to be seen.
     
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    As a experiment my young lad has been wearing a “I love Boris badge” and a Tory rosette. So far he’s been spat on kicked and slapped. Christ knows what will happen to him once he goes outside.
     
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    We have a bird of prey that only dances to 80’s music at night
    Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark
     
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    Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

    No pressure.
     
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    If Abbey Road was made in 2020.

    2020.jpg
     
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    In my day it was Sinatra.
     
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    Actually I walked out without paying for the drinks, got arrested but I've put an appeal in :rolleyes:
     
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    Just got the appeal results, some how I've got 12pts on my licence :eek:
     
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    I am selling an LG 60” OLED Television, only 1 month old, £80 O.N.O.
    Volume button is broken, but for that price, you can’t turn it down.
     
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    Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall
    I thought to myself ‘ that’s a little condescending’
     
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    A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded, and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat:

    There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked. "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

    The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular. "Americans are so rude.. My little Fifi is using that seat.."

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog. "Please, Ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

    She snorted. "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.

    The woman shrieked. "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.

    "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
     
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    I caught my son chewing on electrical cords .
    I had to ground him , he’s doing better currently , and now conducting himself properly
     
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    Thats shocking
     
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