Me and my wife decided to try swinging

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    She said, “I’m not really enjoying this.”

    I said, “It’ll be your turn soon. Push me higher!!”
     
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    You're bored aren't you? :)
     
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    I’m amazed you’re a bloke, I would have bet my house on you being a woman.
     
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    ???
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the modern world where women, too, can have a wife.
     
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    Sorry to disappoint you nightmare
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Must admit though, I've spent the last couple of years mildly flirting with you.
    It won't happen again Ken.
     
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    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Its the 21st century so flirt away Roger. Though biglil may get jealous
     
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    That explains it then cheers
     
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    I bet he is a wonderful lover too.
    I don't know him personally, but through his contributions, on here, you do feel like you know and like him personally.
    Though often, at matches, I see blokes and wonder to myself, 'I wonder if that's him, would he mind if I grasp his buttocks firmly?'.
     
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    I asked wife abart swinging eh she did nearlly brok mi jaw
     
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