Don’t know where we could accommodate him at the moment. I think there’s a vacancy in the Laundry though
There's a non-zero chance that Messi is playing a league game at Oakwell next season. Imagine telling someone that 2 years ago. or 1 year ago. or 3 months ago.
Odds of us going up imo, roughly 40%. Odds of Messi coming to the PL, roughly 40%. Odds of him not being injured or suspended at the time, maybe 80%. I make it a roughly 13% chance our stadium announcer has to read the name Lionel Messi next season
Our odds of going up are miles less than 40%. Even using basic maths if we made the playoffs it would be 25% at best and we still need to make them.