Miserable depressing day!

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  1. Dr Zazlos

    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    Roll on the Wigan Match to add some festive cheer !!!
     
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    Is Christmas December 25 this year?
     
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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    No that's what Johnson thinks collecting his wages every month :)
     
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    Good King Johnson looked out on the feast of Wigan
    When the loses lay round about deep and crisp and even
    Brightly shone the sun that day, on the feast of Wigan
    When a rich man came in sight, gathering resignations .....et al
     
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    Congratulations, I think you just won the Johnson Out "Humourists" race to the bottom of the barrel. I'm surprised even Dr Z could bring himself to condone that with a "like".

    This place used to be a good laugh. It's shocking to see how far it's fallen.
     
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    Get some humour mate, lighten up a little, it was just for fun ffs
     
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    Why? You going?
     
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    Think that was his point - it wasn't funny.
     
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    God, this thread was called Miserable depressing day, but seems more like miserable depressing people replying to my humorous post.
     
  10. Whi

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    Can you perhaps highlight the bit you're referring to?
     
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    Hey Whitey, if I have to do that then there is no hope for you. Better that you take the Prozac I think.
     
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    Nearly as far as our club has!

    We are bottom of the League
     
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    I was referring to the Home game Whitey in December
     
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    Oh. For a minute I thought you were joining me, Roy and Dave next weekend.
     
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    Will the prozac allow me to find humour where none exists?
     
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    I'll more than likely be driving mate
     
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    Has he bottled it?
     
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    Mr Whitey will give you some petrol money Roy :)

    He is an extremely generous man!
     
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    Well I originally gave you more credit, but if musts be....

    To explain in simple language that even you must surely be able to understand, the theme of the thread turned to Christmas so innocently I thought a resitition of good King Wenseslas would be fitting with some of the words changed to represent our current circumstances, very tongue in cheek. However as the bible says,some fell on stoney ground.

    So a merry Christmas to you and yours if you can find it in you.
     
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    Nah he's still going mate but I think it's easier for me to drive, I'll know more later....he'd better have a few beers tho :)
     

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