Neerav Parekh

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  1. wak

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    The Club would also like to welcome Neerav Parekh and Billy Beane, who will also be investing in Barnsley Football Club with Mr. Lee and Pacific Media Group.

    Who he?
     
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    Indian IT dude. Programmer. Might get the scoreboard working.
     
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    Hopefully he can interpret the algorithms so we don't sell players like Robbo and regret it later.
     
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    CEO of some 'analytic software'. May be the founder of the spreadsheet.
     
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    Has experience in AI, so robots will soon be serving pasties according to your BMI.
     
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    Supposedly, his family fortune is said to be £4.8 Billion
     
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    Conway and Beane both have the equivalent of Cryne in money terms and then there's Chien with a billion or two.

    Feckin 'ell fire.
     
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    declare
    l_net_cost number;

    begin

    l_net_cost :=
    (select sum(money_gained_from_sale)
    from players_sold
    where contract < '12' ) -
    (select sum(money_needed_to_replace)
    from players_available ) ;

    If l_net_cost !> 0
    then
    sack CEO
    end if;

    end;
     
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    +1.
     
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    Don't recognise the language there - what is it?

    I only had a brief dabble at programming some years ago and that was in COBOL. Never understood that either, hence the brief dabbling
     
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    Im a big believer in communicating in simple and clear terms. To translate he said..

    10110100010011011001010111
    01011010011101010101010110
    01010101010011010111101010
    0010011000101000101001010
     
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    Hang on a second....hmm, hm.....hm.......ah, yes - I see it now. Brilliant :D
     
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    haha, its not even syntactically correct, but its basically PL/SQL.
     
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    I'll take your word for it ;)
     
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    Is that next years results.....see we won't be buying that prolific striker then :p
     
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    I've translated the program into Whitespace for you. Here it is:-










    Hope it works.
     
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    Is that one of David Coverdale's? Looks good. Oh....SPACE!
     
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    Don't believe he's an IT guy.
     
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