[Official Site] Club Statement

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  1. Newsbot

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    Club Statement
    Club News

    Barnsley Football Club have received notification from the FA that they are investigating a potential anti-doping violation by our player, Bambo Diaby.

    Continue reading on the official site...
     
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  2. On yer tyke

    On yer tyke Well-Known Member

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    More than 21 words.
     
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  3. Stephen Dawson

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    I wanted to know whether he'd taken it up his nose or in his arm or as a suppository. Disappointing statement.
     
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    For all the good those suppositories have done him, he might as well have shoved them up his arse.
     
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    Telling statement. The first letter of every sentence spells “ketamine”
     
  6. Stephen Dawson

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    How do we know he isn't transgender? Taking hormones. He might have put them up his flute?
     
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    The old ones are the best.
     
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    I'd check anderson too he was playing like he was under the influence last night
     
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    No it doesnt it spells BTTD
    Maybe he has better things to do than playing football? or the club has Better things to do than dealing with this sh%t
     
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    That’s what’s happened, we’ve been doping the fcukker all along.
     
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    The silence from Oakwell is deafening these days. Even a matter like this only warrants a Stendel length C+P statement
     
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    Mads Takes spice it’s pretty obvious. Think bambo just likes the odd spliff personally.
     
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    You're not a Snowflake then?
     
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    I wish they'd have put this out before it got into the press.
     
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    Maybe he has better things to do than checking if the first letters of each sentence actually do spell ketamine. Sorry mate couldn't help that one:D
     
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    Come on! The drugs don't work. Which could be bittersweet for Bambo. He's a lucky man. This time! One day, he'll be back, he just needs space and time.

    Is that a sonnet?
     
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    Hows his knee?
     
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    No it's an Urban Hymn.
     
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    Or before he smoked it.
     
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