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  1. LiverpoolRed

    LiverpoolRed Well-Known Member

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    Coming from behind. Comedy gold.
     
  3. MonkeyRed

    MonkeyRed Well-Known Member

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    Well done to the Plymouth Herald for;

    A.) '...coming from behind...'
    B.) '...going down this season...'
     
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    TitusMagee Well-Known Member

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    pompey_red Well-Known Member

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    Plenty of wan*ers at hillsborough how do they narrow it down to one suspect? :)
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    I'm just trying to imagine coming home from Coventry and the wife asking if I've had a good day...
    "Not bad thanks love. We lost, but I go w@nked off during the match so can't grumble".
     
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    MonkeyRed Well-Known Member

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    "Only just hitting me what happened"

    She can't have been very good if it took him til 10:11pm to gift something to the row in front.
     
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    The headline makes me laugh.

    Football fans' disgust after SEX ACT is performed during a game,
    Derby County manager Lampard accepts charge, EFL new

    Lampard you dirty bugger...
     
  9. AthersleyRed

    AthersleyRed Well-Known Member

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    Its the 'famous stadium' line that had me laughing :D:D
     
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Best article I've ever read.

    Headline clearly implies that Lampard has accepted a charge for performing a sex act

    Coming from behind

    Only just hitting me what actually happened

    the only thing going down at Hillsborough this season

    Lampard has accepted a charge of improper conduct

    They got a soft one but we didn't get one

    Genius
     
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    Seattle_Red Well-Known Member

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    But they missed the one about being pulled off before the end.
     
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    thetykester Well-Known Member

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    Erm, what? what the chuff. Are me n Henry missing summat?
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    It was probably her brother
     
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    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    She claims they spoke with foreign accents. Apparently it sounded like the local language but every word didn't start with a D.
     
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    What Da onnerbout dee.
     
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    How it was explained to me re- dialect.
    Tarn. "Nar then thee wot tha on abart."
    North Sheffield. Eg. Grenoside. "Nar den dee wot tha on abart."
    Sheffield." Nar den dee wot dah on abart."
    Lass should have said "Nar den dee wots da tink dah dooin, dah can't du dat here "
     
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    Must have been more entertaining then the game!
     
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    And to think their strikers are worrying about getting a shot off.
     
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    I've heard it was Mother and Son
     
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    What about the people sitting along side the miscreants?
    They saw nothing?
     

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