Never trust a Folk Musician It must be warmer than I thought on the Scottish Islands for everyone to be dancing round in the nip. Lastly and most importantly if you ever get a chance to shag Britt Ekland never turn it down or you deserve to be burnt alive.
Well that brought back memories of my younger days; under-age drinking and coming home with chips, pie and curry sauce to watch BBC2.
It's a salutary lesson that these scarecrow festivals that are springing up all over should be nipped in the bud before they escalate!