Went Mars over Twix this morning

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  1. thetykester

    thetykester Well-Known Member

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    Going for a walk so I needed the energy.
     
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    I had a jive before a racer.
     
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    Should have gone for a snickers makes yer farts smell better too;)
     
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    Curry farts are the best.
     
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    My farts are the best, just ask the wife :)
     
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    Laura kept farting in bed last night. I said get to the toilet :)
     
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    I fart all the time. Literally all the time lol. The wife tells me I fart in my sleep. I don't believe her :)
     
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    I thought you meant @rse over tit....
     
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    Sounds like she needed a Curly Wurly
     
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    You should have tried a Boost
     
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    That'll be later on this evening.......mmmmmmm,Westons;)
     
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    Sprout farts are the King of farts
     
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    Really? She doesn’t like mine..:(
     
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    Well when she says "best" what she really means is "worst..." lol :D
     
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    I though 'walk' was a typo.
     
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