What a W.anker!

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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    A footballer playing in France has been taken into police custody after he was caught masturbating in public for a second time in months.

    Farid El Melali, an attacker at Ligue 1 side Angers, was questioned by the authorities following a second complaint of indecent exposure, accusing him of two further flashing offences.

    His lawyer told Ouest-France that El Melali has admitted to wrongdoing and “reiterates his most sincere apologies to the women he may have upset by his inappropriate behaviour.”

    According to neighbours, in the earlier instance for which he was arrested in May, the player was spotted masturbating in front of the flat of an adult woman living in the same block.

    El Melali claimed at the time he thought he was alone in the shared courtyard.
     
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    Yuk.
     
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    Sorry lads. I've let you all down.
     
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    Perhaps he’s the captain and practising the toss
     
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    It might have been Colin trying to pick him up for a shoulder ride!
     
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    Jamo Well-Known Member

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    Only the second time?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Has Neil shipperly moved to France?
     
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    dodgey defence Well-Known Member

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    Apparently his manager phoned him to see why he wasn't at training!!! He said I'm just coming now :D:D
     
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    Pull the other one.
     
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    Wonder if he's been to this place in Bern, Switzerland? [​IMG]
     
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    Potential signing for Fleetwood
     
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