Wheres Whitey?

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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    My car won't start this morning....next tha'll be coming on here asking me to sign up for player


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  2. Tyk

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    I've just opened a banana and it's got a big black bruise at one end - he can go and f.ck himself if he thinks I'm paying £4.99 a month for that s.hit.
     
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  3. Artisan-baker-red

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    I've just had a crap and my finger went through the paper.
    That Whitey..... if he thinks I'm paying to listen to Matt Bailey..... he's got another thing coming!

    Ooh no.. I've already paid my subscription..
    I expect a full refund.
     
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  4. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    A cat's just had a **** on my front lawn. He'll be doing another one of those ridiculous crosswords next, the absolute b.astard.
     
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  5. tobyornottoby

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    Whitey is busy being measured up for his new work outfit which has a red top and number 9 on the back.

    He is the obvious replacement for Winnall after studies were made of the Wembley videos highlighting the ace striker's camcording expertise.

    Goal scorers? Who needs em?

    Footage not football is the new King!
     
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  6. SirPsychoSexy

    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    Changing his trousers and asking me to ring him a taxi!



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  7. Matt1575

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    Why bring my name into it?
     
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    Donald Trump got elected I blame Whitey he should have ****ted Putin to stop him rigging the election. He's been very tardy recently.

    Boo Whitey. Get Rammell on.
     
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  9. AthersleyRed

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    Ive just walked into a lamppost.

    Bleedin Whitey and Barnsley player!
     
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  10. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    :-D
     
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    If you see him can you ask him if he can pop round and help me fold the flag up? I'm struggling with only one arm.
     
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