Young Nudger. Marlon and John Peachy going darn to Wembley to watch Play Off Final,get their booking allocation mixed up. Receptionist sez we've only got 1 rm wi a double bed, will that suffice. , The guys agreed, so being totally whacked the three guys got to room put on PJs, and YOUNG NUDGER demanding he sleeps in the middle promptly fall asleep. While doing there admin in the bathroom the following morning, Marlon said that he'd had the most amazing dream, KATY PERRY had given him a hand job, at that moment Johns jaw dropped he said i had a similar dream but it was TAYLOR SWIFT.doing the tugging. As Marlon and John were smarting over there dreams Young Nudger blurted out that he'd had the best dream of his life and told the pair that he'd been SKIING the longest SLALOM of his life
Rudolph and his wife are sat in the house. He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain. His wife asked: “What makes you say that?” “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Obi Wan Kenobi has ruined Christmas for Luke Skywalker by telling him what he's getting as gifts. He felt his presents........
This one won us the competition. Thanks Shenk 1. I’ll get your share of the prize to you as soon as I can fathom out how I can safely transport half a mince pie to you. Thank you all for your replies, much appreciated
One from the Ken Bruce show. The bible states that the wise men were from Yorkshire. It says "they came from the East Riding on a camel. And Jesus was from South Derbyshire. He was lying in a manger in Swadlincote.
The annual Nativity concert in Barnsley has regretfully had to be cancelled again. Organisers still can't find three wise men or a virgin........
Which Barnsley supporting elf is best at getting Santa’s sleigh moving? Rudolph the red knows reindeer!