Paddy has smashed his laptop trying to loot ebay and Murphy managed to get into the Dublin branch of Argos - Anyone who wants a catalogue let him know, his vans full of em!!
My wife walked in on an argument between our son and I. When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now." Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?" "No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant."
I was watching the news with the wife the other night. I said, "Looks like the Kaiser Chiefs were right". "Oh, very funny" she said, "I Predict a Riot". "No...Every Day I Love You Less And Less"
Rioters in Tottenham were seen smashing a shop window with a 7ft plank. Police report Peter Crouch is recovering well.
Rioting spreads to Edinburgh [video=youtube;nG-XWBVdonQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG-XWBVdonQ[/video]