after not picking a striker because of poor Prozone stats, 5 questions

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  1. rot

    rothred Active Member

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    How many misplaced passes does a left back have to make before he gets dropped?
    How few tackles does a winger playing in midfield have to make before he is dropped?
    how many yards does a disinterested striker have to walk before he is dropped?
    How many times must a immobile central defensive midfielder get by passed before he is dropped?
    How many times must you have to look busy in midfield without producing diddly, to be dropped?

    Just wondering like? I'm guessing sir bobsworth is also wondering the same
     
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    yes and how many roads must a man walk down, before we call him a man?

    the other sir bobsworth
     
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    I think I would prefer the Ginger lord singing , rather than the nasal drone of Robert Zimmerman!
    Great song writer though.
     
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    May be his stats aren't as bad as your subjective view.

    Hill must be looking at all the players stats. It could be that Hassells stats for last season are not that good.

    Hassell isn't my idea of a good defender but he's certainly worth a place in that back four.
     
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    Did I miss something is Hill conducting open prozone workshops I didn't get invited to? Who didn't get picked because of prozone? Davies? If so, you don't need prozone to tell you he was dog w*nk on Satdi I've got 2 eyes in my head which told me that!!
     
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    probably the funniest reply on here since Danny Wilson days!! Don't let it go to ye head mind, tallest dwarf in the circus syndome....
     
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    It's Daveyesque. Interactive whiteboards and dossiers to go with the prozone and DVD's.
     
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    Yep he said Davies Prozone stats weren't good on Saturday so he replaced him with a player famous for his hard work up front.
     

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