the most excruciating pains/accidents/injuries u have endured..

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  1. madmark62

    madmark62 Well-Known Member

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    Re: Question for you men here.....

    I think they must have all been with the same woman!!!!!!

    And I imagine it really does hurt . Childbirth I mean, having seen the pain in my wifes face and heard the swearing during labour!
     
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    Re: Question for you men here.....

    An umbrella is probably a smear test by comparison.
     
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    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    Has to be fathas slipper to arse.
     
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    Re: Question for you men here.....

    Typical, look at the fuss women make about child birth. Now, I'm not saying it doesn't smart a bit, but if blokes did it, I reckon you'd be looking at, what, give birth, have a couple of Paracetamol, maybe a bit of a nap and then back to work within the hour.





    :)
     
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    One step too far........Site admin

    Woman alert, with issues.

    Please return her to her rightful place. Www.ironing.com
     
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    Re: Question for you men here.....

    Smart a bit?

    Quite right.
    Sharp scratch, nothing more.
     
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    Re: Question for you men here.....

    worse pain ive ever suffered...10 years of marriage before i got divorced...dont know were to start on describing how painful it was, it was worse than the 3 discs ive got fused together, even worse than the 2 broken ribs ive suffered or the neuroma of the shin from compartment syndrome that i suffer from...even worse than the 2 knuckles i shoved back on my right hand and flattened whilst fighting some years ago
     
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    Re: Question for you men here.....

    I got hurt playing football when I first got to Korea. My studs got stuck in the ground; my leg went one way whilst my foot stayed planted.

    Due to not having health insurance, I chose to walk it off. 24 hours later and the pain was too much. Went to hospital and my leg was indeed broken. Oops.
     
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    Yep, she's good at ironing - particularly after a chilled Sauvignon Blanc or two. (Family knowledge, ha ha.)
     
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    Playing football, Twisted to shoot and my left knee just about exploded, casts, braces and physio for about a year.
     
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    A broken flask and a fractured snapbox. Was off work for two weeks!
     
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