Forget trying to shift season tickets. Chicken feed. What you need to do is create a DVD that contains an hour of footage of the manager talking to the camera telling the viewer that they're the best fan in the world, assuring them that their support is greatly appreciated and waxing lyrical about how great a human being the viewer really is. Pile on the compliments... What a style icon! How great in bed they must be! The jewel of mankind. Hit? After Christmas you'd be able to raid Barcelona for their players with the income.
Or perhaps go one better, a service in which you can pay for Keith Hill to come to your front door and applaud you for your support. £3.00 a minute, just Keith Hill clapping in your face. They'd rake it in.
I told you on the way out of the ground that people on here would be moaning about this didn't I? Nothing else to moan about so concentrate on the fact that the manager didn't shake all our hands and thank us for attending on the way out.
