The state of football in Sheffield

All the lads in a class at school ran a race.
At the end of the race a boy jumps up and down with his arms in the air shouting "I won, I won, I won!!!"
"But you came second from last" said the teacher.
"Yes, but my twin brother came last" said the boy.

And the moral of the story is this...no matter how s.hit you are, as long as your twin brother is doing worse than you then that’s all that matters.

Your only fan..........Dingle Dan

(just posted this on the Wendy Mad board, just to get them thinking like)

 

Have you nothing better to do ?

 

There's nothing wrong with a bit of dee dar baiting

 

agreed, wendy baiting should be a national sport and have a place at the 2012 olympics...fooking wendy dee dars