Brains?

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  1. Red

    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    What exactly is meant when someone is said 'to have a footballing brain?'

    Who is the best example at Oakwell of a player 'with a footballing brain?'

    And are physical abilities of any use if the player hasn't got this 'footballing brain?'
     
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    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    a man has a footballing brain if he refuses to pay £30 to watch the Reds play Bristol City!
     
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    What you end up with

    is the headless chicken. Personally, I appreciate a footballer who has a firm grasp of advanced calculus.
     
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    Your calculus player is your typical kick and rush merchant

    Unless they've got a full understanding of quantum mechanics then I'm not interested.
     
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    only footballers with a masters in chemistry,maths or physics ,rest are time wasters
     
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    1. I would say it's the ability to make quick and astute decisions on the pitch which are different to, and better than, the typical decision/action you would expect from a player in that situation. It's often a term applied to midfield string pullers referring to their ability to see what others don't.

    2. Couldn't tell you.

    3. Theo Walcott has done ok for himself.
     
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    And only if they are paying full tuition fees. If they aren't then **** em.
     
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    I'd say i've got a good footballing brain

    I can read a game well, command my defence and identify a killer pass

    Such a shame that I have two left feet and can't kick a ball to save my life :(
     
  9. Whi

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    What we need, is a 'brainy football'..
    One that rolls away when Miles Addison goes near it. One that doesnt allow for centre halves Cruyff-turning into trouble 20 yards from their own goal. Or one that moves itself towards a man wide open in space rather than allowing Jacob to take 30 touches, twists and turns without getting anywhere.. but my favourite reason would be, for the brainy ball to sail at the goal, whenever our players shoot..
     

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