Today in Barnsley I was stood on the grave of a whale

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    ..........a real whale
    .........nothing to do with the story of one on the back of a lorry

    .........nope, talking to this guy who told me that a whale was buried where we were standing. And just after it were buried the ground used to wobble when you walked over the area

    Any guesses were we were?
     
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    Stood on that bump in oakwell car park?

    The one that wobbles and smell a bit fishy
     
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  4. Young Nudger

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    Re: No, but I'll give you a clue..........its on the eastern edge of the district....

    Some old zoological gardens? Stab in the dark - Locke Park ?
     
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    Re: No, but I'll give you a clue..........its on the eastern edge of the district....

    Thurnscoe Safari Park
     
  7. Young Nudger

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    Further east than Thurnscoe


    .........eastern edge of the district. All those people of a certain age living in that area especially the Dearne area will know this place.
     
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    Re: Further east than Thurnscoe

    Wombwell Cemetery?
     
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    Due East ?

    Next stop Hickleton but that's Donny isn't it ?
     
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    East of Thurnscoe is Hickleton.. which isn't in BMB

    Its Pikeyland. Oh wait a minute, the Pikeys hijacked our Whale on the lorry and ate it and buried the few remains in Hickleton Golf Course.
     
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    Re: Further east than Thurnscoe

    I give up ...is it Kenya?
     
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    Further east than Thurnscoe dosent necassarily mean on the same latitude

    ...........which this place isn't
     
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    Re: Further east than Thurnscoe dosent necassarily mean on the same latitude

    Trick question in'it.

    Tommy Whale, buried in Thurnscoe cemetery used to sup in't cora?
     
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    Re: Further east than Thurnscoe dosent necassarily mean on the same latitude

    Far end of Goldthorpe High Street then.
     
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    another clue

    ........its east of Bolton
     
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    What was east of Bolton that might have taken things in like...........

    ..........Elephants and Giraffes?
     
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    At the risk of looking foolish when this thread reaches its denouement...

    ...this is Nudger's best thread in over 5000 attempts, the intrigue is quality. And it doesn't even have a ridiculous number of pointless full stops in it.
     
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    Just worried about his definition of 'East'

    Not sure anyone in Bolton on Dearne's ever seen an animal other than a pit bull terrier or a pigeon.
     
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    And it now includes the word denouement

    Never before used on the BBS.
     
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    this feels like the Hartog set reunited

    with extremely northern playing the part of the well spoken, blumpkin optician
     

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