Been out gritting tonight

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  1. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    Who knew the old Houghton Main colliery site was a dogging site??

    Young lass bent over the bonnet young lad behind her underpants around his ankles knocking the spine out of her!!!

    As if a gritting lorry wasn't enough of a put off the inconsiderate gritter driver got out to have a pi.ss!!!


    Never seen anybody pull their trolleys up as fast
     
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    I once went dogging with the ex but by the time she finally parked the car up everyone had gone home.
     
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    This lad didn't seem to have any trouble finding the 'space'
     
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    And somewhere for the onlookers to park their bike?
     
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    I'm impressed

    With you, firstly, for being able to pee outside when it's as cold as this and, secondly, with the couple for making the beast with two backs in the same weather!
    :D:D
     
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    I was more concerned about getting around my gritting route so didnt really look
     
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    Re: I'm impressed

    I pee on the brakes so the steam warms me up and I'm sure they would have been warm enough was they had climatised.
     
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    I never thought of that!

    Anyway, when it's cold, everything of mine disappears, so that's another reason why I'm so impressed!:D
     
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    What was my technique like...
     
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    You have a beautiful way with words :)
     
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    W@nk!!!
     

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