Tell me what you would do!!!

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  1. ste

    steveos71 New Member

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    To All The Moaners (you know who you are)
    I've just bought the club.
    I'm interviewing for a new Manager.
    I've sacked Hillflicker cos you told me they're ****.
    Indulge me - what would YOU do to take us into the top 6?
    Simples.
    Convince me you're the right person for the job.
    Go on!!!!!
    Be brave.
    x
    love Steve-O
     
  2. Marlon

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    all those non reply's says it all.
     
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    Employ Mick McCarthy, proven record of getting clubs promoted .... )
     
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    I'd turn Oakwell into a fortress and let it out for film shoots, stag dos, corporate team building events and the like. It would have a moat and a drawbridge to keep the moaners out who would only spoil the fun.
     
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    Who has said Hill n Flitcroft should be sacked?


    The comments today are in reference to TODAYS performance and tactics.
     
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    Who are the moaners you speak of?

    There are a number of people for whom Keith can do no wrong. There are others in the opposite camp.

    It seems hard to express an honest opinion on this forum without being stigmatised as being in one group or the other.
     
  7. Marlon

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    what about hiring it for weddings and civil partnerships (for non moaners obviously)
     
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    Well, I'd take the club to the Premier League, f*** off to Manchester United at the first chance, win everything in sight for 3 years, go back to Oakwell, get us promoted again (relegated meantime), then build a dynasty that led to us winning 9 consecutive premier league titles and 8 European Cups by 2030.

    Because real football is just the same as Football Manager 2011, obviously.
     
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    Nah, I'm replaying champ man 01/02 (which is now officially free to download) updated with this years side. Champions 1st season. Easy. Keef really is **** if he can't do it with this side
     
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    How much did it cost you? Iv got a bit of loose change from earlier if that helps...
     
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    Well i would start by putting a giant funfair in the Ponty End car park.
     
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    #12 Dragon Tyke, Feb 25, 2012
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    firstly I would make you wear a shirt that goes back to front with straps up the back

    you are a complete madman matey .
     
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    Tell the manager to play for wins till we are safe then re-assess.If we are in a good position to push on then go for it. Not **** about with the team and play for draws when we are not safe.Simples!!

     
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    we can't afford his wage demands and the money he wants to spend on players.
    Next
     
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    Oh right. In that case, stop this pathetic "going over the top attitude' to one defeat. It's so boring and so predictable. Find a new song to sing. One that's more productive and constructive. And one which plays a different tune.
    I'm not saying they should be sacked - that was hypothetical. I'm asking people what they would do differently with our club. God this is tiresome.
    What would you do Jack?
    What's YOUR five point plan for success??????
    Forget today.
    YOU tell us what you would do to make things better.
     
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    Now that's a sensible suggestion!..................
     
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    steveos71 New Member

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    jesus marlon - into another dimension and sharing the same frequency as always - i would have to object to lesbian marriages cos i need to moan about summat - homosexual that's fine , but rug munching - no...........i need to moan ................
     
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    I'd
    stop playing square pegs in round holes
    Decide what formation suits us best and stick with it
    Make a decision on my best team and stick with it
    Stop sending out teams with no intention of winning (twice in a week)
    Stop winding the fans up and get them all onside (not just the holy few)

    That's my five point plan, feel free to pull it to pieces
     
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    I like Keith and what he is trying to do he makes mistakes and he has done wrong. Th others in the opposite camp, in my opinion, fail to offer anything which could be construed as constructive. Hence my question.
    To All The Moaners...................What's YOUR five point plan to success??
    best I've heard so far is turning Oakwell into a Fortress. Love it.
    Keep the faith.
     
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    no room for objections steveo this is a potential goldmine,your either in or out 50/50 between me you and mr c (went to same maths lessons as george osborne) toby tyke costumes don't come cheap.
     

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