What I want to know is what the f.ck was he doing at Oakwell with more than an hour to kick off, or did he really believe people would be queuing around the block to see him.
Toby Tyke walking around the pitch no longer putting the ball on the centre circle and scoring in front of the away fans (anyone know why that's stopped?). You get to watch the sprinklers watering the pitch even if it's raining. You get to watch groundsman and his helpers fork the pitch. If you are near a TV and you're lucky enough for it to be on you can see the ground filling up.