What confuses me

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  1. Rosco

    Rosco Well-Known Member

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    Is why some people look at clever posts from awesome love gods like Jay and take that to be the consensus view of this BBS. They ignore the fact that these people are almost universally acknowledged to be magnificent specimens of humanity, consistently talk the utmost sense and are usually held in high esteem. Rather, they take such posts to be a litmus test of the general level of intelligence, humour and sexiness of BBS users.

    So, I've got a question to ask all of you lecturing us about our views on the state of affairs down at Oakwell. Are you sensible too? I include Keith Hill's tailors from down the gentlemens outfitters in that. Since when is a society judged on the awesomeness of one person like Jay, wandering about about with their pants on the correct way, not biting their own shoes in the slightest way ? Surely you look at what the average nutter on this BBS is saying if you want to understand what severe psychosis is..

    I read the BBS twice a year and it seems obvious to me what the average nobjockey is saying: Keith Hill is an alien from out of outer space, he is hell bent of eating Barnsley FC for a snack before moving on the the rest of South Yorkshire and he has some budget constraints too. There's a bit of concern about what happened to Ruben Noble-Lazarus and we're thinking he was cooked in a red wine sauce and eaten as part of a ruitual to the god Khaaleth. If we bring in any more players as replacements they are just going to get thrown into the stew pot liek all the others. Keith Hill should be tazered, vivisected and put on display in a museum while we look for his space ship. Views are divided between those who think Keith Hill is pretty and those who just think his clothes make him look pretty.

    There's literally three thousand four hundred and seventy six posts like this. So why react to the couple of highly lovely hunks of love who say Keith Hill is a normal human being trying his best in a difficult world and instead go batshit mentalist instead.

    Where's my ketamine infusion?
     
  2. Mr C

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    Fcking hell, Stephen Fry has joined the BBS.
     
  3. Dragon Tyke

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    Shitoff thee

    but yes I am a LURRRRVE GOD
     
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    I like the cut of your jib

    wibble........
     
  5. JLWBigLil

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    Brilliant

    You, sir, are
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    :D:D
     
  6. Dragon Tyke

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    but you, sir, are a Full Fry

    :biggrin:
     
  7. Rosco

    Rosco Well-Known Member

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    Re: Brilliant

    Gi'or thee.

    My nose isn't knackered like his and he has more hair than me.
     
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    Re: but you, sir, are a Full Fry

    Well, more like a full fry up.
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Ah, but

    You're wittier.:D
     
  10. Dragon Tyke

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    NOW, heres a question ....

    I visit various "Greasy Spoons" from time to time , thats THE place to get a decent Fry up... they call it "A Full English"


    so where the hell did the Hash Browns come into that. I like them ,but are they not an American concoction?

    I ask you.... the resident expert in this field :biggrin:
     
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    No idea

    I'm not an expert in any field!!
     
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    but I thowt tha did stuff in fields nah...Carenza's trench for example

    :biggrin:
     
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    I do a lot of stuff like that in fields

    But I would never claim to be an expert, mate.
     
  14. Rosco

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    Re: No idea

    I refer the honourable gentleman to his many published accounts of female tracts and associated acreage.

    If that is not an area of expertise the I don't know what is. How many hours must you have spent in researching them?
     
  15. Dragon Tyke

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    I have heard that you have an enormous trowel

    allegedly
     
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    Re: but you, sir, are a Full Fry

    And where is the vegetarian option? Typical!
     
  17. JLWBigLil

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    Steady

    I don't really go round comparing mine to anyone else's.
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Nowhere near as much as previously

    Sadly.
     
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    Just for you

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