Fao tykeleton - do do do green was in west hams conga do do do

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  1. Wat

    Wath and West Melton Well-Known Member

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    Green was in West Hams Conga....(REPEAT TILL BFC HAVE A SHOT ON TARGET) - 85 minutes later

    What stands completley still and motionless for 90 minutes every other Saturday and sometimes on a Tuesday evening in Grove Street, Barnsley ???

    No not the lampost outside Oakwell, its Keith Hill, the lampost has more emotion and movement than him.

    In a forest there is an oak tree, a beech tree, a sycamore tree, a weeping willow and Andy Gray.....think carefully which is the odd one out ?????

    Andy Gray becuase he is earning £5k a week and the others have far more movement than him

    What cost 50 thousand pounds, earns 3 grand a week and wouldn't get in Wombwell Mains first team ????? -

    Thats right King Keiths best pal and probably shares the same agent as Hill...its Dangerous Dagnall...

    Whats 6'3 built like Frank Bruno and wouldn't score on the playstation if he was in 2 player mode versus David Blunkett and he was Barcelona and Blunkett was Aldershot ?????

    Thats right its Frank Noodle - same agent as the king of sleeping lions Keith 'The Messiah' Hill

    Are any of the above better joke material for you ??????

    If not let me know......

    13 year old ????? not me son, thats the age you first cranked one out isn't it......
     
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    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    You have lost your marbles.
     
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    Yikes, masturbation jokes. I'm in way out of my intellectual depth here.
     
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    Wath and West Melton Well-Known Member

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    I know you're giggling boys - I'm here all week !!!!

    Need a good kip now, got a rollercoaster of a match to watch tommorow afternoon.....

    Heard Hill is trying to bring in the Blackpool Tower to replace Gray, it has a bit more height, 500% more mobile and not stealing £5k a week.
     
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    Re: I know you're giggling boys - I'm here all week !!!!

    You are as funny as aids.
     
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    Re: I know you're giggling boys - I'm here all week !!!!

    Danny Wilson never got animated in the dugout, he rarely fcukïn moved. So bang goes your latest crackpot theory
     
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    Bloke who owns our corner shop has aids........Orangeades, Lemonades, Cherryades,

    Lucozades

    Thats it I'm off to watch the super reds now
     
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    Re: Bloke who owns our corner shop has aids........Orangeades, Lemonades, Cherryades,

    Why bother....
     
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    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    Sir Alex just sits theer chewing his gum......
     
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    Re: Bloke who owns our corner shop has aids........Orangeades, Lemonades, Cherryades,

    You are a sandwich short of a picnic.
     
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    Re: Bloke who owns our corner shop has aids........Orangeades, Lemonades, Cherryades,

    Those salaries are way off the mark WaWM. Could have been a clever post, but you're plucking fairytale figures out of the air. No-one at the club on 'owt like those amounts.
     
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