You'd think a programme about something so significant they would make sure they got enough copies printed. You could have spotted mistakes like JOB saying he only gives 10%, no GK beside Button on the backpage like their is other goalies and on the main stats page it not mentioning a clean sheet for Button even though he got one against Posh before today.
Christ. I'd hate to go on a night out with you and Super Tyke. As soon as you got half way through your pint, it'd be time for suicide. Cheer up, mate. It's not always half empty.