Driving lessons, any tips.

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  1. RichK

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    Don't mention the gk you wanted us to sign then.
     
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    And if they ask you to tell them who you think was the best player to ever play for England, please don't tell them Gary Neville.
     
  3. Hem

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    Come back on you that didnt it fella.
     
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    What did? I didn't really understand what you were driving at. Can you steer me in the right direction?
     
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    I always find 5 or 6 pints settles the nerves.:)
     
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    Only joking! I don't even know how to turn it on!!
     
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    He needs to give you some indication, some signal.
     
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    I'm going to boot up a search engine and find out
     
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    Actually it made YOU look like an idiot and an hypocrite by saying you hate one person for doing something while forgiving your idol for doing the same and wishing your club would employ someone who KILLED people due to drink driving.

    You think it made him look stupid? Well that just makes you look even more so because the only one in this thread looking like an idiot is living in hemsworth.
     
  11. Hem

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    I was having a joke st.
    A bit of banter, calm down a bit
     
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    Anyone failing their theory ought to never be allowed in a car, ever. The thing is a complete piece of piss. 90% of the questions are common sense.

    "You are doing 30mph in a 30mph zone, but there is someone behind you driving really close and blaring their horn to get you to increase your speed. Do you:

    a) speed up so that you can put more distance between you
    b) brake suddenly in the hope that they hit you
    c) make a note of their registration, then make a few calls to some people you know to have them traced and killed
    d) maintain your calm and continue driving sensibly
     
  13. SuperTyke

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    Is it C?
     
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    You should never be allowed behind a wheel again ST...it's so obviously A
     
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    I agree completely. I remember one of my questions that actually made me laugh out loud during the exam. Something about an elderly person is taking their time crossing the road, what should you do.

    A. Rev your engine
    B. Honk your horn
    C. Wait patiently
    D. Get out and tell them
     
  16. Hem

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    Some are easy but some arent and im guessing at times.
    done a few questions tonight and sone of the first aid questions arent easy.
     
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    Like what? Give us some examples.
     
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    John with your record over the last few months, I dont think he should listen to you anyway!!:p
     
  19. Hem

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    Not on it noq LD.
    also ita my own fault in pary but some of road signs. Im 21 and have never seen some of them before.
     
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    I didn't get a question wrong on my theory, and only got one minor on my test :p I had an unlucky 5 days in July which has tarnished my reputation!
     

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