A list of people I'd like to set on fire:

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    And I mean it.

    (1) Meatloaf
    (2) Piers Morgan
    (3) the reev thingy
    (4) Matt Le Blanc
    (5) David Cameron
    (6) H from Steps
    (7) Simon Cowell
    (8) Iggle Piggle
    (9) Sepp Blatter
    (10) Tommy Tyke

    Simple, but effective.
     
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    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    what a pleasant character you are...... where is spofforth by the way?

    hope this helps calm your anger
     
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    1) Kerry Katona
    2) Peppa Pig
    3) Mike from Mikes Carpets
    4) The bloke off of Homes under the hammer who wears the same clothes every episode
    5) Joe McElderry
    6) Darius from Pop Idol
    7) Kerry Katona - again
    8) Robson Green
    9) Paul Allott
    10) Dave Jones
     
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    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Double posting
     
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    Any member of One Direction and anyone who auditions for any reality show
     
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    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    Mr G Reekman..... how do?

    Looks like Adam has only got 3 or four tournies left this calendar year (Tour Championship, one in Singapour and the Aussie Open & Masters) to land the bet....you may be getting your money back..... but i still have faith in Scotty to do the biz.... he's dumped Anna Ivanovic so he can get back on track now!

    hth
     
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    WHo you fancy for the Fed Ex Cup winner then Reevy? I still fancy Woods to win it, although Mcilroy is playing out of his skin at the minute. Might have a few bob on mickelson as well, last few weeks he has shown a good upturn in his performance.
     
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  8. The Full Ponty

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    Robson Green

    Good call.
    He's on the bench for me.

    As is Jennifer Lopez.
    Along with Andy Murray, Chico, Thatcher & Kris Akabusi.
     
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    Has to be Rory PickleRoy............. he is 13 younger than Woods and has his measure now...... Woods will still win tournies but Rory is the new ruler of the game.

    hth
     
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    Do you think he can dominate the game like Woods did though? Between 2000-2002 he was unbeatable and same between 2006-07. If Woods doesnt win a major next year it will be the beginning of the end for him in my opinion.
     
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    Whitey Guest

    1 - Kasabian

    2 - Guy Fawkes

    3 - Johnny Cash

    4 - Fireman Sam

    5 - Red Adair

    6 - Nigel Spackman

    7 - George Osbourne

    8 - Noel Edmonds

    9 - Next door neighbour who parks his car outside our house rather than his own because he's an utter lovely person

    10 - Nicky Minaj
     
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    I am probably missing something here with being on my phone but Spofforth is nr Wetherby. I used to play footy for them, with Chris Old's lads, he lives there.
     
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    Edmonds & Minaj are good calls.

    I have no issues with your neighbour, just for the record.
     
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    You are missing something - twas a rubbish thing back in the day.
    I'm not really from spofforth.
    Much too sticky there.
     
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    My particular favourite was an email sent to the company called Spoff.

    And the reply from said company.
     
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    Wasn't there a line in there about spoff running down my chin?
    Those were the days ... before the wife & kids sucked the fun out of my life.
     
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    you should be careful with the Dave Jones thingy mate

    the PC brigade on here will have you.
     
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  18. Terry Nutkins

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    I hear that...

    A time when I didnt have to get up at 5.30am every morning and go to bed at 9.30pm each night. A time when I could do what I wanted, when I wanted.

    A time when I struggled to look after myself, let alone 3 kids, a wife and a dog (in no particular order). A life when I could drink without having to worry about 3 day hangovers. A life where I was paid far less but had far more to spend.

    Choose life.
     
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    (1) George Osbourne

    It's a short list but I am perfecting a technique of making him burn for quite a long time.
     
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    I know that life.
     
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