Big changes in our household

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  1. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Crystal has got herself a job as a care worker. Unfortunately, this means I have to start doing things like cooking, cleaning, shopping and the like! Also, I'll have to start bathing, shaving and dressing myself, too!! Where will I find the time to study?? God, life's hard!!
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    Please note, this post is not to be taken too seriously!:D
     
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    These modern women Kev, they're rubbish and so selfish :cool:
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Oh I know, mate, I know

    When Crystal was asked what experience she had to become a care worker, she replied "I've been married to Kev for 28 years"!
    They'll be giving them the vote next!!:D
     
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    Sounds like you need an Au Pair

    to take care of those tasks I mean - not what ever you were thinking I meant :)
     
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    I think it's a great idea, Dave

    In fact, I've just mentioned it to Crystal. I'll not tell you exactly what she said, but basically, it's a no.:)
     
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    I thought that would be the case

    still if you dont ask.....
     
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    Re: I think it's a great idea, Dave

    She'll come home from work to find a hole in the ground where the house used to be. That'll teach her!
     
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    You're right

    I did and I have.
    Bugger!:D
     
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    Re: I think it's a great idea, Dave

    And I'll bet she'll blame me, too!
     
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    Re: I think it's a great idea, Dave

    Drop a brick on your toe, phone the council or whoever and tell them you need a care worker.. simples.
     
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    Re: I think it's a great idea, Dave

    How's Laura doing these days?
     
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    Congrats to Crystal. Commiserations to you. I will bring you my book "How to boil an egg and other extreme household tasks". Alternatively I could bring you the Dil Raj takeaway menu;)
     
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    Five minutes before she gets home from work switch on the wireless, get the wine glasses ready, pour the hot water, fluff up the bubbles-----

    ----then she can get cracking on the weshing up straight away!
     
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    Me??

    I'm a little, weedy wimp!
     
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    Re: I think it's a great idea, Dave

    Touchwood, not too bad. Thank you for asking, mate.
     
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    I'd like the book, please

    This may come as a shock to you, but I've already got a Dil Raj menu, mate.:D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    And if she gets the wrong idea

    I'll tell her I've got a headache!:D
     
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