I think you might be close but you got the letters mixed up. Hemmsy is a ..... (I'll take the Jay "T" word, just to be polite)
Absolutely no manners in Canada... How could you think that I'd say such a thing? You've been eating too much raw moose.
Sorry to disappoint, but you'll be having curried chicken of some sort tomorrow night - Walmart has run out of polar bear.