Breakfast Crumpet

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  1. Sca

    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    I have to say that Louise Minchin on the beeb has impressed me of late. Not quite a pretender to Susannna's crown of course but definitely worth a squirt, which I'm sure will please her to know
     
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    Always been impressed by Lou. Understated. Bet she cooks a cracking breakfast sarnie.
     
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    Ms Minchin has upped her game of late imho - probably in response to Ms Reid's '**** me' demeanour.

    Keep an eye on 'Steph' as well - she looks like she'd get things rocking.
     
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  4. Sca

    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    yep, good shout. She's from Middlesbrough I think so is probably a bit mucky

    that Sally is a cracker too
     
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    Reckon you're right about young Steph being mucky - but deary me that chin - and for that reason I'm out.

    Susanna Reid however - oh my sweet lord, until it drops off, or the world ends - whichever comes first.
     
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    All hail Susanna - I'd walk many miles over broken glass just to smell her arsehole
     
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    I'd drink her bathwater.
     
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    Good call on the Boro angle - #anal #w/s
     
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    I'd walk over broken glass to w@nk in her shadow.
     
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    ... use her **** for toothpaste.

    Oh and "....which ever comes first" ?

    That'd be you then.
     
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    Beautifully worded.

    To be fair - I think the cross polination of Reid & Minchin would be an interesting process.
    Let them go at it for a while before putting the camcorder down & getting involved.

    Not too optimistic of this happening.
    I don't own a camcorder.
     
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    Re: Beautifully worded.

    I've just lost the will to live....
     
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    Really?

    That's a shame.

    I'd suggest lethal injection.
    Quick, painless, clean.

    Godspeed.
    Literally.
     
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    Re: Really?

    Thanks, that's much appreciated. :)
     
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    Re: Really?

    I'm no chemist, but I'd suggest a syringe of bleach & sunny delight would do the trick.
    And if you find out there is a God, which you won't, please tell him he's a tit.

    Good luck.
     
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    Re: Really?

    I don't like Sunny Delight. :frown:
     
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    It turns your skin orange. Fact.
     
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  18. Mr C

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    Susannah Reid must drink it by the gallon. Oh, we seem to have come full circle. :)
     
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    No she isn't

    Stop lying. You're not allowed to 'dis' Susanna.
    <img src ="http://www.dosser.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sr.jpg">
     
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    Re: No she isn't

    Hmmmmmm!!!!!!!
     
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