It wasn't my idea, it was that of another BBS'er, but who's in?? Remember, to join Keith Club, there are rules. . 1 - We do not talk about Keith Club (what....?) 2 - In Keith Club, number 2 does not exist. Number 2 may be legendary in other clubs, royalty even, but not in Keith Club. Number 2 is irrelevant. 3 - You will go about your day with endeavour. 4 - Layering is essential, especially at this time of the year. 5 - Never doubt the powers of Scott Wiseman. 6 - Our 18 year old starlet is John STONE. In Keith Club, there is no S. 7 - If in November, you allow hair to grow upon your lip. 8 - Whatever the match, whomever the opposition, you shall refer to their most expensive players, talk of retaining their better players, and accept you are punching above your weight as a supporter. 9 - You will view Rochdale AFC as your second team. 10 - Downing Street.