Keith Club

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Whitey, Nov 2, 2012.

  1. Whi

    Whitey Guest

    It wasn't my idea, it was that of another BBS'er, but who's in??
    Remember, to join Keith Club, there are rules.
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    1 - We do not talk about Keith Club (what....?)
    2 - In Keith Club, number 2 does not exist. Number 2 may be legendary in other clubs, royalty even, but not in Keith Club. Number 2 is irrelevant.
    3 - You will go about your day with endeavour.
    4 - Layering is essential, especially at this time of the year.
    5 - Never doubt the powers of Scott Wiseman.
    6 - Our 18 year old starlet is John STONE. In Keith Club, there is no S.
    7 - If in November, you allow hair to grow upon your lip.
    8 - Whatever the match, whomever the opposition, you shall refer to their most expensive players, talk of retaining their better players, and accept you are punching above your weight as a supporter.
    9 - You will view Rochdale AFC as your second team.
    10 - Downing Street.
     
  2. Mike Lowry

    Mike Lowry Well-Known Member

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    Sounds a bit gay to me.

    *Stealth loving*.
     
  3. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Noticed you've dropped "King" lately...
     
  4. Whi

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    Shame he won't drop Alnwick and Hassell.
     
  5. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Surely one of the amendments should be "Clean sheets are king"?
     

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