Crimes that should be punishable by death

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  1. funnyfella23

    funnyfella23 Well-Known Member

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    Intentional (criminal) suicide (already dead so can't be sent to death)

    Cheers
     
    funnyfella23, Nov 23, 2012
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    There aren't any
     
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    I test drove an Overfinch Evoque in the Summer in Leeds, the bloke asked me if I liked it, I said "yes, but unless you'll take a straight swap for my 07 focus I can't afford it"...he wasn't best pleased, although given that there was over 3700 miles on the 12 plate demonstration model they had it wouldn't have been the first time.

    Fantastic thing to drive but I would feel a first class c0ck if I owned one.
     
    jedstar, Nov 23, 2012
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    People who wear white towelling sucks under open toe sandals.
     
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    Being a Manchester United fan if you're not from Salford
    Driving any BMW - killed twice for any X type BMW - thrice for an X6
    Buying two tickets for the Xfactor live show and insisting your husband accompanies you when your dizzy mate "forgets" she was going.
    Teachers taking an "inset day" for alleged training just after having 8 weeks holiday
    Pipping your horn when leaving somebody's house to say goodbye - when they're already watching family fortunes with the volume up and only their neighbours are disturbed by your inconsiderate cheeriness
    Promising someone a blow job if they accompany you to the Xfactor live show - then not - as it were - coming up wiht the goods because you are "too tired"
     
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    Driving any BMW - killed twice for any X type BMW - thrice for an X6

    Thats Davis and Cywka at the top of the list then.
     
    t'owd man, Nov 24, 2012
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  7. MarioKempes

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    Being German.
     
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  8. MarioKempes

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    Wearing speedo's.

    Twice if you go to the bar in speedo's.
     
    MarioKempes, Nov 24, 2012
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    Isn't that just a repeat of your previous one about being German?!
     
    Merde Tete, Nov 24, 2012
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    In Barnsley?

    In fact, full credit to anyone who goes around tarn in speedos.
     
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    Wearing a pair of jeans halfway down your legs so your arse is falling out.

    Coupled with a v neck t shirt exposing your chest.
     
    Chef Tyke, Nov 24, 2012
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    Yes, you spotted the link lol.
     
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    Re: In Barnsley?

    Every law has it's loophole. The wearing of speedo's in Barnsley constitutes an official pardon.
     
    MarioKempes, Nov 24, 2012
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    People who dismiss someone as a Manchester United fan because they don't live in Manchester.

    Anybody who stops in the middle of a shopping centre for a conversation.

    Fat birds who think they can get away with the same revealing clothing as skinny birds because the sun's out.
     
    LDRed, Nov 24, 2012
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    Nicky Minaj
     
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    People who get star tattoos
     
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    Men wearing flip-flops.
     
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    Dicks that turn up at football matches at 3:10 half pissed and make everyone get up so they can get to their seat and then have to go for a piss 10 minutes later making everyone get up again and once again then they come back.
     
    MiserablePontyEnder, Nov 25, 2012
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    Pretending to be "Warming your hands" inside the front of your grey low cut jogging bottoms.
     
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    Taking up the whole aisle of the supermarket, whilst you look at a product, oblivious to anyone else around you.

    Having a personalised number plate that isn't quite right 'cos you couldn't afford to do it properly ... 5teve; m4rk, 9ary etc.

    Having natural eyebrows removed, then have fake ones tatooed on.

    Wearing shoes with individual toes to the gym.
     
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