Sorry if already posted. The squad got an extra day off today

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    But in our tarn of Barnsley, we should spread a smile of joy!
    Throw your arms around Matt Done at christmas time
    But say a prayer - pray for Flicker n Hill
    At christmas time, the score will read Barnsley nill
    There's a player called Scott Wiseman
    And he's Keith hills' teachers pet
    And the goals they are a flowing, but in our fecking net
    We just lost to sheffield wednesday, now we're really in the poo
    Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you
     
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    Correction- 99% of my coaching time was done with adult players. I also coached at University level. Some of the students I coached at Sheffield Uni had played youth football with premiership clubs. I also have a qualification in Football fitness. I played my last game of football in the Sunday Prem aged 58.
    I was asked to scout the Barnsley area for Nottingham Forest when they were in the Premier League.

    I have raced from 3000m to the marathon, and also coached a senior 800 metres County silver medalist. I have also ran for Barnsley AC in the National X country Championships.

    I never ridiculed Ritchie I reported what I was seeing on the training ground and the feedback I was getting from people who worked at the Club and I wasn't wrong!

    Whats Supertykes claim to fame?
     
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  3. Bossman

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    I'm sure we've got some budding songwriter on ere that can come up with a 12 days of hillcroft
     
  4. Sup

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    You once pm'd me saying that the highest level you had coached at was kids. I remember we had quite a discussion about it at the time.
     
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    NO PROB MATE YOU TALKING TO'T THIRD SUBSTITUTE TRIANGLE PLAYER FOR ST WINIFREDS SCHOOLS SECOND SKIFFLE ORCHESTRA:cool:
     
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    I couldn't have put it better. The trouble with this site is too many are spoiling for a feight.
     
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    12 months of hillcroft

    on the first month of hillcroft cryney said to me "championship safety"
    and a partridge in a pear tree


    summat like that?
     
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    Quality. So we've got a drummer and two trianglists. Time to enlist some extra musical talent from the BBS family.
     
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    I'd like to see that pm. I took a senior Sunday League 6 side to league 1 before I got sick of getting out of bed on Sunday morning.
    .
     
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    On the first day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    Another rochdale player

    On the second day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the third day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the fourth day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the fifth day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    5 excuses
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the sixth day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    6 strikers missing
    5 excuses
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the seventh day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    7 Aldi specials
    6 strikers missing
    5 excuses
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the eighth day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    8 players dropped
    7 Aldi specials
    6 strikers missing
    5 excuses
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the ninth day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    9 Scotty Wisemans
    8 players dropped
    7 Aldi specials
    6 strikers missing
    5 excuses
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the tenth day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    10 swimming sydneys
    9 Scotty Wisemans
    8 players dropped
    7 Aldi specials
    6 strikers missing
    5 excuses
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the eleventh day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    11 Scotty Wisemans
    10 swimming sydneys
    9 players dropped
    8 thousand home fans
    7 Aldi specials
    6 strikers missing
    5 excuses
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player

    On the twelth day of christmas
    Keith hill gave to me
    12 backward passes
    11 Scotty Wisemans
    10 swimming sydneys
    9 players dropped
    8 thousand home fans
    7 Aldi specials
    6 strikers missing
    5 excuses
    4 new midfielders
    3 points lost
    2 goals conceded
    and another rochdale player
     
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  11. Sup

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    Then I apologise for getting it wrong. As I said earlier it wasn't an attempt to say coaching kids is a bad thing.

    I would hazard a guess that the fitness levels of a sunday league team don't really match those of a championship side of full time professional footballers though.
     
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    Not bad that supertyke
    tha'll ev to put some marks in
    for orchestra to come in
    especially triangle ensemble


     
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    Us working class blokes don't know we're born.
     
  14. Sup

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    Triangle's been scrapped this year i'm afraid, it's been replaced by the diamond. It looks a lot prettier from the outside but the sound is actually much duller
     
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    Oh yeah baby....LETS ROCK 
     
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    Eh! B.b.b.but me n marlon as been practicing for minutes now we've even got a count in from Mario...and tha's just took it away from us
     
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    I can play the Pornograph if that counts
     
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    It's going well we've now got 2 trianglists a drummer and a porno star
     
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    no probs bossman av gorrus a gig in't "jug n bottle" at chuckin art time
    said we should gu darn a bomb.
     
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    Bloody hell! Are we following Nelly the dildo demon 
     

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