There won't be a shortage of applicants for the job. There are plenty of unemployed managers earning nowt who would love to get back on the football gravy train. It pays more than £10 an hour thah noz.
And there will be more. All this 'nobody will want to manage us' is ********. Managers know that they are never far from the sack and that results are king. We're no different to any other club in that respect.
thats rights mario,and not all other clubs have more money than us either.. I just hope we get it right this time.
Even Bletchley Park have given up. But if you can concoct a ticketing policy like Don Rowing you might just be in with a shout!
The employment terms should separate the men from the boys. The basic salary will be £4k a week but if you join the "Barnsley Management Membership Scheme" for £3 you get an extra £2k, as well as an extra £1k if you present your P45 from the Colchester job. Unless you're under 50 in which case you can f**k off.
Sadly, 18 of those will be from people who think Championship Manager is real and that getting Barnsley to generate a profit and win the Champions League within three seasons are genuine credentials.
Twenty applications: one from Hemsworth Tyke, written in gobbledygook, nineteen from Dreamboy because he wanted them to know he was both keen and serious. Don has phoned up Sean O'Driscol to let him know that his application somehow hadn't arrived yet. O'Driscol said 'Don who? Barnsley?'.
Yours will be fine mate. I once completed Civilization on hard mode, so I'm well connected and powerful beyond mortal comprehension. In my head.