Had a good think about it. We can immediately rule this lot out: Sean O'Driscoll - won't talk to us (doesn't want to speak to The Don after he saw him on Sky Sports looking like he'd been in a thermonuclear war). Steve Davis - has signed a 14 billion year deal with Crewe, who are bigger than us. Has legs made of balsa. Nice hair though. Billy Davies - nobody can understand him. Has funny eyes. Looks ill too. Bobby Hassell - believes in an imaginary magician who lives in the sky & lets babies die of AIDS. Kevin Blackwell - he's currently being transported by TNT to Sierra Leone in a wooden case. Has enough food & water for 5 days. Flicker - not a real person. Always stood next to Keith as he's a dummy & is simply glued to Hill's left arm. Square jaw. Melons - he has voices in his head telling him to wear snail outfit. Can't be trusted. Please adjust the poll accordingly. #TFPforBFC
Just about to go into the interview now. Ron Rowing has an impressive ring binder. It seems to be full of Take Away menus & Farah slack colour charts. While I was waiting I scribbled my favourite formation, the Christmas Tree, on the white board in reception just to impress them. Turns out it was actually a window. Either way - I think they were still impressed.
