My interview at Oakwell is this afternoon.

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #21 The Full Ponty, Jan 4, 2013
    Re: Im sold and its in the bag mate and i think its only fair that

    I don't understand any of that as I'm not sure who is in the squad.
    I still use Football Manager 2001.

    Anyway - I'm 27 minutes late for my interview.
    Stop distracting me.
     
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    #22 Bossman, Jan 4, 2013
    Go ponty go ponty.....I'm dancing in my ra-ra skirt and kicking my legs as high as poss in poundland as I type this, multitasking at it's best
     
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    #23 Merde Tete, Jan 4, 2013
    Re: And by the way:

    That sounds like an ideal role for me. As long as I get to eat the food I propose as well. First pre-match meal will be deep fried bear meat washed down with vodka shots.
     
  4. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #24 The Full Ponty, Jan 4, 2013
    Thanks for your support.
    I've found my polyvelts & have wiped the Pot Noodle from my safari suit.
    I've glued a stuffed Robin on my shoulder too - it looks pretty great.

    Champagne is on ice.
    Don't have champagne though. Just Advocat.
     
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    #25 Omen, Jan 4, 2013
    dick?
     
  6. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #26 The Full Ponty, Jan 4, 2013
    Do I want dick?
    It's nice of you to offer, but I'm not gay. This week.

    I'm in the club shop now.
    I've hidden myself under the tracksuits.
    It's quite warm - might have a little nap.

    It's nearly time to have The Don on toast.
     
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    #27 redarmy990, Jan 4, 2013
    im ready for mine
     

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    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    #28 Jack Tatty, Jan 4, 2013



    Laughing and crying at the same time.

    Best thing i have read on here in years.

    You have my full backing.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #29 The Full Ponty, Jan 4, 2013
    Thanks for your support.
    Just about to go into the interview now - fingers crossed.

    I'm quite nervous.
    They've brought me a cup of tea while I'm waiting ... I've smashed the cup against the wall, as I understand most Managers do this at half time.
    I think they were impressed.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #30 The Full Ponty, Jan 4, 2013
    Do you wander round the tube stations on an evening keeping everyone safe?
     
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    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    #31 Jack Tatty, Jan 4, 2013
    Will we see a full transript of the interview? Hope someone is taking notes and/or colouring in.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #32 The Full Ponty, Jan 4, 2013
    I've brought a VHS recorder & tripod to film the whole event.
    It can be used in future training exercises.

    I'm just doing a full warm up in reception.
    Unfortunately I seem to have broken a coffee table.
    These things happen.

    Will report back soon, although this could be a long interview.
    Thanks again for your support.
     
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    #33 Mr C, Jan 4, 2013
    Really hilarious, not at all laboured!
     
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    #34 Gordon Owen, Jan 4, 2013
    Owt worth boffing in reception?
     
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    #35 Terry Nutkins, Jan 4, 2013
    Have you practiced the script I sent you from El Dorado? It will show that you are in touch with the Foreign Market. We have tried the English route and it has failed so time to go back to cheap loans from abroad. Peter Sand is available again, worth a look?
     
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    #36 Bossman, Jan 4, 2013
    To be fair mate, I get the idea some people on this board arnt taking your interview serious,
     
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    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    #37 Mr C, Jan 4, 2013
    It's the comedy I'm struggling with! I'm getting thereev flashbacks.... [​IMG]
     
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    #38 Watcher_Of_The_Skies, Jan 4, 2013
    Id recommend pulling out the small amount of change you have in your tracksuit bottoms, slapping it down on the table and telling Don how you can run the club on it. Stick on for the job.
     
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    #39 Jack Tatty, Jan 4, 2013
    They offered you the job yet? Also how tall are you? (purely for the purposes of the short list)
     
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    #40 Bossman, Jan 4, 2013
    Comedy???? But I thought it was a genuine interview and I just thought it was wrong that people weren't taking FP serious,
     
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