The Don is sitting down with Luke with regards contract later this week (not sure if this has been mentioned? )
Think Don should say for every dodge kick you do or don't come out for catches, you get 10% of your wage deducted. Barnsley will never have to pay anything.
Will be along the lnes of: Lukes agent, Rieght Don Lukey boy wants 25 grand a week for 5 years. We wont worry about clean sheet bonus cos with this defence he'll earn f 'all evry week. How about a clause that sez if he keeps the score below 4 a week he gets a few extra quid? Sorry mate sez Don, we can only offer 2 grand a week cos we are poor and fighting above our wieght, look here (lifts carrier bag onto table)all my shopping comes from Aldi. What we can be sure of is that Lukey boy can be the best in League one, I'll throw in a sausage roll every week if the caterers have any and he can have exclusive rights to watch sky in the directors lounge if I can remember to switch the telly on. It's a great offer and we can sneak in a clause that sez if another club offers 50 quid we can release him hows that sound matey boy. Lukeys agent: Don you are a master when it comes to negotiating, I wasnt expecting the sausage roll so ye we'll go for that...I'm knackered after all that hard work Can I have 5 minutes watching sky on the telly before I go. Don: NO! **** off I'm busy and think yersen lucky your getting the sausage roll...if we have any
Steele. Better than any other keeper we currently have on the books OR would be able to afford within our wage structure. Has stated his love for the club and commitment to the cause on more than one occasion and yet still the font of all footballing knowledge still has a pop. Unfeckingbelievable.
Signing of the decade if we can keep him. I'm not exaggerating, it would be a massive coup and would show that the club are serious about getting fans onside. They are selling assets at the moment - to fund a warchest to let the new gaffer have a proper run at survival allegedly. If this happens, relegated or not, I applaud the attempt and will back them all the way. That said if its a fire sale and no money is spent at all, I'll support them anyway. Nowhere else I'd go.
Great idea Phil, lets also apply the same salary reduction policy to your favourites. Seeing as they're perfect in every way they won't have anything to worry about will they.
Allow me to stick my neck out and say i'm speaking for 99% of Barnsley fans when I say shut the **** up you stupid tosspot
Silly statement to make.............Luke Steele is an all-round great goalkeeper................and you make yourself appear an all-round idiot with your comments. Let's not fall out over this because I am right and you are wrong.
