Are you saying he's a pedo . . ? (Before anyone goes off on one my post is just a poor Lord Of The Rings pun).
Haha, and I was wondering what you were talking about! Well done for knowing some totally useless Tolkien trivia! Ou parlez-vous Elvish aussi?
Not deliberately, no, but it wasn't English or French I was talking on Friday night apparently so it MIGHT have been Elvish!
Mellon is the Elvish word for friend. Speak friend and enter was what was written on the gates of Moria.
Well done! *clap clap clap* Haha, could be... that would explain Burgundy Red's poor LotR pun at least.