Stupidest BBS monikers

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  1. ark

    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely love that episode. I watched it with my dad when I was little. Like a rite of passage that. 8-1. 8 bloody 1.
     
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    Mine is from a car number plate I saw in Missoula a couple of years ago.
    It used to be Addio or summat like that.....
     
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  3. Loa

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    On the old BBS mine was originally Load Bearing Pillar in the West Stand as it was long and stupid and I thought people might notice it. Also it gave people chance to call me Load Bearing Pillock.

    But when i registered on this site my name was too long so i had to crop a bit off and now it just sounds rubbish, not that the original was any better. I can't be bothered to re-register so it's a cross I'm going to have to bare until the end of my days.
     
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  4. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    Get ready to break the bank mate, suddenly everyone wants to go see him....

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wilko-Joh...?pt=UK_Tickets_Tickets_LE&hash=item51a7a19edc

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-x-Wilko...?pt=UK_Tickets_Tickets_LE&hash=item3a7de25903

    Oil City Confidential is one of the best rockumentaries of recent times. Wilko is like some freak master of ceremonies, completely engaging though I couldn't imagine being in a band with him!

    The Canvey Island backdrop is beautifully photographed, a completely unique and surreal part of the country. I went there once to pick up half a ton of clinker for an art installation I was curating. Happy days.... :)
     
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  5. sadbrewer

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    I'm a brewer, I talk about beer till I bore people sh**less,I think about beer till I bore myself sh**less,my lad used to say constantly talking about beer makes you a sad b*****d....beer never lets you down though!!

    'Sophistication...I know all about sophistication.....I've bin to Leeds'
     
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  6. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was some cool band. I even tried to google it. :)
     
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  7. Tyk

    Tyketanic Well-Known Member

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    In my defence, I did use Tyketanic on here years ago, but it fell in between the cracks and I had to change it... Unfortunately. Would happily change back....
     
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    Load Bearing Pillar Well-Known Member

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    I don't think there's a band on the planet cool enough to be able to carry the name off.
     
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    Without being branded some sort of keyboard warrior i would genuinely like to hear hemsworth-tyke's explaination of username choice.
    I feel me and young Phil have been building some bridges in recent weeks.
     
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  10. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    We could form one. [​IMG]
     
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    .....beer makes bonny babies
    beer has stood the test
    what did Adam say to Eve but...
    beer is best.
     
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    I wish I could claim it was football related but alas I wasn't that good. Nope I gained my nickname simply because my surname is Kemp so I was christened Mario or Mario Kempes.
     
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  13. Luke

    Luke Ambassador to Korea

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    My name's Luke.

    I used to post as Zadok on the old board, taken from Handel's coronation anthem, because of it being used for the Champions League.
     
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    I should've followed DJ Fatty Boy's advice and used the name Scart Lead.
    Or maybe not.....
    And, without sounding like an arse, cos I'm pretty sure I've mentioned it before, I've shared a stage with Wilko (support band, obviously), and it was probably the most enjoyable night of my life. The highlight for me was meeting Norman Watt-roy, (bass n that), but the whole band were absolute gents and I'd give both my knackers to see him on his farewell tour. To support him again, I'd give a few limbs...
     
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  15. Father Benny Cake

    Father Benny Cake Well-Known Member

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    If you don't know why I'm FBC then I'm not telling you. I was Dude way back when both this board and Viz used to be funny.
     
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  16. TLD

    TLD ZOFF Active Member

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    Short for The Legendary Dino Zoff, a nickname given to me to honour the fact that I kept net in exactly the same way that Dino Zoff didn't.
     
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  17. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    i started watching the reds in 74 when the strike force was peter price & john peachey ... whenever i typed that into a spellchecker like the one on here it changes it to peachy,
    which is also an adjective i like

    john peachey made kayode look like lionel messi if you never saw him, so it was an attempt at a clever sort of irony...
     
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  18. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    brilliant & influential guitarist wilko... heard him on 6 music talking about his illness - i hope he is well enough to do the tour
     
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  19. DazFrumTarn

    DazFrumTarn Well-Known Member

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    My initials are DAR so DarkTyke was my original name on the BBS.
    For some unknown reason I could never login when the bbs changed servers even though I kept the same password. So it became DazFrumTarn.
     
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  20. Che

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    Mine was Chef Tyke because Shefftyke had already been taken and I was from Sheffield.

    I'm not a Chef. I used to be Adam Hinchcliff, back in the day.
     
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