Spare a thought for the national media today as we are bound to get called Burnley by accident. They want us to do them a play off favour beating Middlesborough and we want them to do us a relegation favour by beating Bolton.
We should approach a Burnley forum with an offer of twinning. Both sites could have a banner at the top directing confused reporters to the correct one.
I read something the other week after the Hull game, and they said that Aston Villa had knocked Hull out of the cup. I sometimes wonder what some journo's get paid to do.