FACT I didn't bum him though. He was complaining that the wall at the front of The Ponty was too high. According to my dream he looks just like Paul Scholes.
The subconscious imitating reality. I wanted to dream about Melanie Minichino but I dreamt about being in a Siberian Gulag and she wasn’t in there with me. Even in my dreams my love life is cack. Gutted.
I'd be more worried that everyone on here now thinks you look like Paul Scholes. No denial was issued, ginge.
No you can't. You are just an on-line moniker, we are allowed to picture you as we like. This isn't real life, you know. I think you will be spotty too and slightly balding, which is a blessing really.... Being ginger and that.