Woman mauled to death by lion, whilst shagging her boyfriend..

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    ****.
     
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    Can't get the image of the bloke doing a runner int buff out my head. Am I a gay now?
     
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    Re: Woman mauled to death by her boyfriend, whilst shagging lion..

    Now thats better:p

    It does say "The lion came from behind and roared"......as you do;)
     
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    It's interesting how there is now a hunt for lion after this and another related death. It's the bush for fcuks sake. That's where lions live... Mankind never ceases to amaze me.
     
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    Unfortunately phrased link at the bottom of that page "The Hottest Names for Little Girls This Year".

    "Best", "coolest" or "most popular" would have been more appropriate.
     
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    Its unbelievable. Also, what I'd like to know is how they are going to identify this lion as the culprit over any other lion. Did it have a distinguishing tattoo or a particularly bad nervous twitch?
     
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    So it seems...
     
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    I'm wincing at the fact that the lion mauled her in a secluded spot in the bush.

    Sounds fecking painful.
     
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    "Woman mauled to death by lion, whilst shagging her boyfriend"

    That's an amazing lion ..... 2 strenuous activities at the same time!
     
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    I'd love to see the photofit.
     
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    Just having a drink when I read that. Nearly choked to death.
     
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    It's just been reported on sky that the only injuries her black boyfriend suffered were a couple of black eyes as he ran away 
     
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    its got the wire off her bra stuck in its throit:)
     
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    Apparently it's been picked up trying to flee the country with a zebra hippo and giraffe
     
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    it'll be comming here then,to claim asylum!!!
     
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    And council house
     
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    will it have to pay the bedroom tax for the unused ones?
     
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    This thread is why I read the BBS. If I could like I would be liking, but I am a hybrid scummer and cba to change the view mode.
     
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