On-line gaming....

Advice please. I missed the match yesterday due to, I am starting to suspect, feigned illness by the ladski. He spent all afternoon gaming on-line instead as Mrs C had a long standing, class 1 her time/shopping pass. He usually loves going to matches and I am a bit suspicious that it was all a ruse to play these computer games.

I know nowt about them and I think he has exploited my ignorance to get his own way, the little ****. I need to know are these games planned in advance or do you just offer out whoever is online when you log on? Secondly, is there any way I can find out and possibly fck his life up a little bit as means of revenge?

He uses his Mum's computer, but as usual she is staying well out of it and I don't want to provoke her, as she has a hangover and is threatening me with a haircut.

Any help greatly appreciated.

 

Take the fuse out of the plug and tell him his console is buggered.

 

Pretend the computer thingy is broken (I know he will know better than you how to fix it so throwing it through a window should work).

Then get him outside playing ball tigs or hide n seek (hard on your own true but they soon find soon imaginary mates....I should know,I've still got mine)


Other than that useless advice your on your own mate

PS Get Yer Hair Cut Caton !

 

Pour a bottle of coke on him and claim on the insurance.

Hope this helps.

 

It can be pre arranged or spur of the moment. Would depend what he was playing to some extent.

For example on FIFA you can play as the whole of a team against someone at random or against someone you know if they are online. BUT you can also form a team with your mates and play as one player in that team, that obviously needs arranging in advance.

 

If he uses a headset or skype at the same time then it's probably pre planned. Otherwise I'd think it's just playing against random people. Depends on the game as well I suppose.

 

What game was he playing, do you know?

 

Eeee, when I wor a lad we just went art int street n fon sumdi to laik futty wi

 

No idea, it's all foreign to me.

Ideally, I would like to try to find out when the the next round is so I can arrange the dullest activity to coincide and hopefully cause him to forfeit the match and slip down the rankings. I might try bribing one of his friends.

 

Thanks Gary, that's really helpful.

 

You could always try this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20931304

 

Depending on who supplies your broadband you can block gaming - talktalk have 'home safe' which allows you to block various types of stuff (porn, gambling etc)

 

I'd speak to him.

 

That's exactly what I had in mind. I saw something similar in Big Bang Theory. Trouble is, I would need him to show me how to go about it.

 

Denied it. He waited until his Mam had gone out as well, she would have broken him in seconds.

 

Or man your funny.

how old's is he?

 

Eleven going on 35.

 

I know mate, he made me miss a 0-0 thriller and the possibility of getting my hands on a palace away shirt.