Shush....don't tell anybody but...

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  1. shenk1

    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    ...I believe we are cleaning a new house tomorrow that has been bought by Colin for his son (£3/4 mill not wi-art a few bob).

    Any ideas for subtle sabotage (not job threatening - well go on then :D).
     
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    Run a spur off the mains into a platerboard wall. rig up a power point. Cheap mobile phone pernemantly on charge. When pissed dial.
     
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    Would an Eric Cartman style job of smearing excrement all over the walls be too unsubtle?
     
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    They'd probably get us back to clean the bu66er off :nails:
     
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    **** in Water tank or under floor boards
     
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    Fish under floorboards?
     
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